And so the most terrifying thing happened to me in a long while! I almost got got into a fight with a "pai kia".
As a "NEWSWRITING" assignment for school, I headed down to boat quay yesterday to do a report on the Arts festival where they featured the world famous "Water fools from France" - Specialists in their fireworks display and their acrobatic acts on water - since i don't appreciate art, i found it boring. But after the event i went with a group of my schoolmates to head over for Tau huay at Rochor road. While i was driving them there, we noticed how freaking crowded town was with traffic and so it took me a bit of squeezing into some lanes to get into the road. It just so happened i squeezed into a lane a little too early and therefore angering one driver behind. This particular driver, lets give him a name shall we? Lets call him "Sir Jack Asston son of Dick James"(okay i shall shorten it to Jack Ass son of a dick), started horning me for a deafening 20 seconds! when i got into the lane and continued to travel towards Rochor road, he chased me with his car! I tell you it was THE SCARIEST moment at that point. He even tried to play tricks that would involve ME hitting him instead of him hitting me with his car... he went in front of me and tried to jam brake the car so i would end up knocking him behind and i'll have to pay for his damages, but i quickly changed lanes. Then he followed at my right side and was traveling almost 1 foot's length away from my vehicle... i tried to slow down to let him pass but he decided to follow me all the way to rochor road where i was waiting to park the car there. That Jack ass (i'm not swearing! its his NAME what) got out of his car and walked towards mine as i could see him by the side mirror. He knocked really hard on my window, i tried to remain calm by staying in the car and wind down the window. The moment i winded down the window, there was a burst of colourful fireworks display of LANGUAGE even more spectacular than the Arts Festival (I was true Art!)
"OEi, do you F***ing know i was trying to turn into my LANE and yOU cut in? do you know how F***ing dangerous was that?"
I apologised softly to him and repeatedly. Goodness, He scared the daylights out of Verena as she was sitting beside me, hong Zuo and Xun were behind and they were observing the girlfriend of that Jack ass (still not swearing wat) who was sitting in the car. I too was freaked out but i was my focused on getting the matter resolved quickly by apologising.
That man was just so unforgiving. Just because he sees i have a triangle plate, he thinks he can bully me
for the sake of impressing his girlfriend. Xun was saying "that was your chance to get a quote for the Arts fest report! haha can you imagine how the scenario will be like?
Jack Ass: OEi, do you F***ing know i was trying to turn into my LANE and yOU cut in? do you know how F***ing dangerous was that?
sam: so sorry! I didn't know it caused you so much inconvenience. Eh btw did you watch the Water fools at Boat Quay just now?
Jack Ass: Oh ya! i DID! i thought it was wonderful.
Sam: Thats GREAT! so can you describe what you felt?
Lol. The other scenario we imagined was that when Jack Ass knocked on my window, Xun Ping, hong Zuo and I will get out of the car with Bats and clubs and started hitting him till he bleeds. Then he'll crawl back to the car and say in a shriek voice "call ambulance!" HAHAH the way Xun Ping did the facial expression and the voice sent the whole group of us reeling with laughter while eating tau huay later on at the table.
The morale of the story is, NEWSWRITING sucks!
Some pictures from yesterday


